pootey-poo

n. bad things...like sex. Doing anything naughty with your bf/gf.

Yo Brandon, no pootey-poo until you make me some f*cking pancakes.

by Tabbi September 17, 2005

Dooten Pooten

A sport where one person lays shirtless on the ground beside a ladder, while a second person climbs the ladder, pulls down their pants and tries to shit accurately on the center of their chest.

Jess is the all-time grandmaster of Dooten Pooten.

by RomeoG September 23, 2011

Harry Pooter

A slang term for a woman with a hairy vagina.

That hippie girl is a real Harry Pooter!

by Big Poppa Chump November 15, 2004

Pootengz

Describes something bad, variation on Bumtingz but meaning the opposite.

"Uuurrrgh, you heard that new kanye album?"
"Yerrr man it's pootengz you know"
"innit, guy slacked out."

by A_Dot_Jesus January 3, 2009

phooketed

another word meaning fucked but is usually used in drunken slang and slurred speech!

what you did you do on the weekend,
answer: got phooketed!

by MMmmmmmof0 January 4, 2010

pooter smack

a smack on the vagina...... used for girls..... best to give a pooter smack when some one isnt expecting it

i just gave you a pooter smack!!!!

by redlinekart January 2, 2010

pootered

When you are smoking weed and your bowl runs out of smokable weed, and there is only ashes left

dude, pack a new bowl. this one is pootered

by harry rich January 27, 2010