perimeter dusting

The process of clearing a perimeter of obstacles as to increase the likelihood of success upon reaching the intended goal or target.

I've got to do a little perimeter dusting if I my garrote and I are going to sneak up on our target without being spotted.

by Pintolicious2 October 16, 2016

perimiturd

perimiturd: (noun) :: c. 2022, New Knowltonese A dog turd lying beneath any structure, especially one with a continuous physical border (a perimeter). E.g., a building, fence, fire hydrant, park bench, etc.

Shitstix! Samus tugged her leash, threw me off balance, and I fell back against a telephone pole and landed in a perimiturd.

by Waarlowe March 24, 2022

Boy Perimeter

an invisible force, like a magnetic field, that repels romantic interests from coming within six inches of you

"She's never been kissed, maybe it's the boy perimeter?"

by sarahsaidit March 4, 2015

Texan Perimeter

When you have sex with a girl in a perimeter of ten gallon hats.

"Yeah dude I fucked Jolene in a Texan Perimeter."
"Yeehaw partner!"

by RowdyCoyote April 30, 2020

perilingus

when a man goes down on another man's perineum. As opposed to cunnilingus.

"Dave, do you fancy some perilingus tonight?"

by Tim2345 October 3, 2006

perambelation

That feeling of euphoria induced by a particularly lovely or particularly needed walk.

After a week of rain, Julie was consumed with a sense of perambelation as she walked the shiny streets for her afternoon coffee.

by RulerofAustralia March 20, 2011

peri-winkle cheese

Dried butt hole dribble on mens underware

I found my husbands panties and there was peri-winkle cheese on them!

by Rachelbetsy April 27, 2016