Smushed pepperonis

When you stand on a girls titties with your heels and pee in her nostrils.

Me and drew did smushed pepperonis last night.

by Drew is my daddy June 7, 2018

Making pepperoni sauce

A euphemism for masturbation.

Hey knock first, I'm making that pepperoni sauce.

I'm busy dude, gotta go make some pepperoni sauce.

Son, I'd like to talk to you about making pepperoni sauce.

by The_Ariest August 30, 2013

Korean Pepperoni

A slight variation on the Carson City Milkshake, but you incorporate a silly little salty spin to it. Performed in the kitchen.

AHHHHH IT HURTS IT HURTS HE FUCKING KOREAN PEPPERONID ME HEEELLLLPPP HHEEELLLLLP

by WunkerBunkett August 23, 2025

pepperoni tattoo

The Pepperoni Tattoo is similar to a Mushroom Tattoo. It involves a woman, preferably with leathery breasts, slapping a man across the face with her nipple and leaving a "Pepperoni Tattoo"

Typically this is done when a rather dominant woman wants to mark her territory.

When Tom was asked why he had a large circular bruise on his forehead he replied "I was getting into it with an old biker chick when she whipped out her titty and slapped me in the face!"

The Pepperoni Tattoo

by Flexy Mcghee July 10, 2017

Pepperoni Ass

When a person has a bountiful amount of acne on their butt, like a pepperoni pizza pie

I can’t hit you doggy style anymore because I can’t stand to look at your pepperoni ass.

by annhud November 16, 2023