peener 

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

peener by nick May 9, 2006

peenie pecker 

A girl who gets a guy's hopes up by heading downtown only to closed-mouth kiss the throbbing member for a few moments before deciding that she's tired and needs to take up half of your bed for the night.

-I kicked that girl out of my room last night.
-Why?
-She was a no-good peenie pecker.

peenie pecker by Disillusioned February 27, 2005

peen bean 

Tiny dick

Jack has peen bean

peen bean by Gaydaye August 12, 2017

Micro peen 

Short for micro penis, but is used to describe someone or something that is lame, goofy, or just a straight up douche bag.

That person who just drove by me in that Honda civic with the overly loud exhaust system is a total micro peen!

Micro peen by Earl Clemintine June 12, 2013

Take one for the Peen 

Meant to sound like "Take one for the team." This means you are dating a girl you are not really attracted to, just for the sex. In doing this, you are taking one for your penis.

I started dating Michelle, she's not super hot, but I've got to take one for the Peen.

Take one for the Peen by Nuuuuuuuuu June 7, 2009

peen0r

Alternative word for 'penis' (or 'peen'). Some people add the '0r' to the 'peen' when they're bored.
Newer generation added the phrase 'to peen 0r not to peen', as a result of several usages as seen on the example.

<Glottis> peeeeeeeeeen
<KalKai> 0r

<Glottis> peeeeen
<Glottis> 0r
<doodle> not to peen

<{EDF}SS> peen0r

peen0r by y? January 15, 2008

peenai 

Two or more penises roaming the country looking for fresh vagine to harvest.

Guy: oh look the peenai harvest is almost complete.
Girl: Already!?!

peenai by Jesus Chr1st January 17, 2008