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paterno

v. to paterno: to watch something horrible happen then do nothing about it.
Jack paternoed me when he watched 5 men burgle me.

Quick sitting there and paternoing, get over here and help me fend off these zombies.
by murakka November 10, 2011
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Saturn Pattern

When someone licks around ones asshole, and then inserts their tongue into said asshole, in order to mimic the rings around Saturn.
I can't believe Easy E was Saturn patterned last Friday night.
by Saturn Pattern December 3, 2017
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One of the most kickass southern metal bands to walk the face of the earth. Instantly makes you feel like you are a god and need to kick some ass when listening to them. And are one of the only reasons for a person to live.
- Hey have you listened to Pantera?

- Have I listened to Pantera?

*Glows and beats his ass*

- Dont underestimate the Power of Pantera
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William Paterson University

Underrated state school in New Jersey. Better then montclair state and getting up there with rutgers.
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male pattern cameltoe

When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.
Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.
by ImBringingBloggingBack September 30, 2006
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patter merchant

Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.
"Have you met JP?"
"Aye, mate, proper patter merchant!"
by JamaoDosSantos November 16, 2020
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Patergobb

Patergobb (noun) / Patergobbing (verb)

Parental or otherwise paternalistic speech, intended to be friendly, affectionate, or helpful but failing to achieve any of these three desired affects. Delivered in a loving tone from someone in a senior famlial relationship to a captive and/or unwilling listener.

Speaker is often oblivious to the listener's discomfort or their actual needs.

Speaker is often a parent. But patergobbing is often done by older siblings, grandparents, aunts, or uncles. Occasionally, preists, teachers, and bosses may patergobb to others because of the percieved paternal role of their profession.

Patergobbing is not to be confused with nagging, which takes the form of complainsts and delivered in a hostile or critical tone.
Charlotte attempted to comfort her adult daughter, Emma, while Emma's husband was in the hospital. But her words descended into patergobb.

Her advice wasn't useful or relevant, her words of affection were awkward and uncomfortable, and Charlotte spoke so quickly Emma had no time to think or collect herself. Leaving Emma even more overwhelmed and upset than when she started.
by Wildlebendes June 28, 2023
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