parking the bus

What Jose Mourhino does.

Chelsea were parking the bus when they beat Liverpool 2-0.

by Martin Hoxton June 9, 2014

The Parking Garage Story

When a friend of yours tells such a bad story that it is forever titled in a mocking tribute.

The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.

by Lendale Spellchekar September 11, 2009

vip parking

The parking space directly next to a handicapped parking space, indicating a closer parking space to said building.

"Whoa dude, VIP parking's open!"

by Guy MANDUDE December 13, 2008

Parking Job

When one consumes both a stimulant such as Viagra and a sleeping aid such as Ambien then proceeds to fall asleep while still fully erect inside of a woman.

I was so tired that I couldn't even stay awake for sex, I wound up giving her a parking job.

by Anathemanic January 8, 2012

free parking

A girl who has a loose pussy because she gets banged by every guy. This girl is unbelieveably easy. Sleep with her if you want an std.

That Faith bitch is for sure free parking.

by lala1043 January 5, 2010

Stalker parking

The act of parking your car away from other cars. The person may not even be trying to look suspicious, but by default they become suspicious, especially in crowded areas with heavy traffic: Mall Parking lot, Restaurants, arriving late to a social event with a large crowd. This type of parking becomes more apparent when there are a lot of parking spaces available but you the person, for whatever reason, parks far away.

John: Have you seen Roy? He said he was going to be here 10 minutes ago.

Brandon: Wait, is that him? He drives that blue Ford pickup, right?

John: Yes, where is he?

Brandon: He's Stalker Parking. He is on the other side of the parking lot. He's the only one there waiting in his truck.

John: He has always been a Stalker Parker.

by Russell228 December 30, 2010

Sharking for Parking

The act of driving around over and over in the same overfilled parking lot to find a spot. If you find your self getting really pissed off and driving recklessly to beat others to a open spot and/or stalking a person walking to their car to imminently take their spot, then your sharking the parking lot.

sorry im fuckin late, ughh...Sharking for Parking at this university can suck my dick!! I drive a V-Dub where the fuck is my celebrity parking damn-it.

by Lovetrav April 12, 2011