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Pareti

A type of redneck who lives in civilization. Often come in groups of four or more and live in one story houses.
Glenn: Do u wanna come to my house.
Grenn: No, those paretis across the street from u r always sitting in lawn chairs in their front lawn and they throw beer cans at me when i walk by. They r also drunk.
by buhho April 10, 2012
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mayonnaise-packeting

When a girl asks, during sex, to receive the man's load on her, after the man has (or is currently) cumming into a condom, but not wanting to disappoint, the man distracts the girl and squeezes the contents of the now soiled condom onto the girl.
"Dude.. i can't believe you gave her a mayonnaise-packeting last night!!!"
by D. "Sha Nay Nay" Footle August 3, 2007
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crap packets

Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time!
by erikatori June 18, 2008
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Pareto Optimal

When two guys work as a team instead of independently to hit on women; thus getting more and far better looking women than they would have apart.

See Wingman or Wingmanning
Working together, Kevin and I talked these two girls who should have been out of our league into joining us for an Eiffel Tower - it was so pareto optimal.
by Ryanatcollege May 16, 2005
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PAPETA

People Against PETA

An organization for people who hate PETA, they have a good idea, but they are retarded.
PAPETA revently fought PETA and came out victorious! They choked the chicken right out of those thieving bastards.
by Robthebestguyever November 18, 2006
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The phrase used for someone who can't drive well, meaning that their driving license couldn't have been official, because they're so bad at driving.
Look at that driver! He must have gotten his license from a cornflake packet!
by BelikovsRoza1697 December 26, 2010
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ketchup packet

The act of having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating , while both partners are in a plastic bag, so that blood pools at the bottom of the bag. The blood filled bag is afterwards referred to as the "ketchup packet"
Guy 1 "Last night i totally did a ketchup packet with your mom and then hit your dad in the face with it"

Guy 2 "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"
by bujo March 29, 2007
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