Pruned Vagina

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.

1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.

by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008

prune bitch

a mean old burned out convict that lives in spokane. missing one front tooth, has a yellow butthole. Masterbates on couch in front of 12 year old son and looks wrinkled and 20 years older than he is from meth. Favorite phrase is "what tha Fuck."

Prune bitch ragged about having no sex all day. What tha fuck

by yit sac January 8, 2008

proness

Used when you have style in doing things. Pro-ness, a mixture between prowess and profesional.

We parked our car in the tightest spot. I have proness

by leif June 10, 2006

proness-ish

Used when something or somebody that one thinks is proness is not really pro at all but only proness-ish because it has minimal proness but is just pro enough to be called proness

I hit on this chick that was kinda hot, it was proness-ish

by MattyPooh August 25, 2008

Prune

A butt, typically called peune because of its roundness.

"Damn, he fell right on his prune and fractured it."

by CiMoneee October 26, 2016

Prunedale

Definition 1: A small city in central California, synonymous with Salinas.

Definition 2: A person who - Feeds pigs in the middle of the night. Thinks of Salinas as a "big" city. Owns an animal that isn't a dog, cat, fish or small caged animal. Prefers trucks to sports cars. Hangs out at the Prunetree Shopping Center and/or Hollister.

Example 1: That Prunedale is going to ride his pet horse to the big city Salinas to buy a truck because he doesn't want a Camero, but first he is going to hang out at Prunetree, but not for long because he has to feed his pigs tonight. But if you miss him today, he will be in Hollister tomorrow, so you can hang out with him there.

Example 2: Let's stop off in Prunedale while we drive down the 101.

by LOOK, IT'S A BIRD! March 15, 2011

Prune

Anal hymen (figurative). What a woman 'loses' the first time she engages in anal sex, i.e. surrenders her anal virginity. 'Prune' is to bum as 'cherry' is to twat. Does NOT apply to bum-buddies, whom Mother Nature has kindly ensured are born pruneless.

Last night I finally popped Natalie's prune.

by C. Hugh Chardon June 4, 2010