leif's definitions

stay hard

Another great Ticket-ism from the hard line (www.theticket.com). It's a so long salutation basically meaning to remain being a stand up guy or gal. My mother says it now.

Thanks for allowing us to invade you personal space for this afternoon. Until then, stay hard, keep jammin, and we'll see ya brutha.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Uff Da!

One of those international exclamations that have made it to areas where there is some Scandinavian populations. It can express joy, frustration, bewilderment, etc.

The term Uff Da! can be found on many items at a Scandinavian shop - such as coffee mugs, license plate frames, etc.

It is an analogue of such words in other languages as "oy vey" or "carumba."

In Norway, Charlie Brown says, "Uff Da!" instead of "Good grief!"

Lars: The government is going to audit my income tax!
Henrik: Uff Da!

Thor: Did you see that hottie over there?
Leffe: Uff Da!

Henrik: Can you believe that Norway is only 100 years old this year?
Roar: Uff Da!

by Leif June 10, 2006

tapped by the Captain

Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!

Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.

Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!

by Leif June 10, 2006

grex

It means sex, used often on radio stations so they don't get fined by the FCC. Other coralarry terms are grenis and grorgasm.

It's crazy how our privates get us in trouble and we all obsess about grex. It's just a grenis and a virginia.

by Leif June 10, 2006

UDWOD Worthy

What UD editors call a definition that they reviewed as particulary enjoyable, and worthy of being recognized as UDWOD.

I tell you what, some of these UDWOD Worthy entries could become as popular as krunk.

by Leif June 10, 2006

dogger

A close male friend, usually one who is also familiar with the term

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaay dogger! Sup dogger?

by Leif June 10, 2006

swappin spit

Kissing... especially as far as making out. Comes from the act of exchanging saliva.
Usually only heard in guy-centric locales: locker rooms, frat houses, etc.

Yo dog, Angela started swappin spit, and before you knew it, we were all over each other.

by Leif June 10, 2006