leif's definitions

hinge

A person who is prone to subscribing to both magazines, ergo, someone who has bisexual tendencies. Can be used for a male bisexual or a female bisexual. The term comes from the properties of a hinge - which when unttached, can swing both ways.

Yeah, I heard Opie's a hinge. He's been seen playing tonsil hockey with Patricia. That was one day after swappin spit with Adam.

by Leif June 10, 2006

truck-fuck

An owner of an American pick up truck, often a devout Christian, who thinks global warming is a farce.

Owner of several guns.

Often found in wedding chapels with own sister/mother

An urban redneck

that "truck-fuck" married his sister

Jamie-Steve is a complete "truck-fuck"

by leif June 10, 2006

F5

v. 1 To refresh yourself, like if you've been daydreaming during a meeting.
v. 2 To wake up.

Origin comes comes from the use of F5 as a "Refresh" key for MS Windows applications.

1.
Frank: Greg, what did you think of Tom's suggestion.
Greg: (Daydreaming) Huh? Wha?
Tom: F5, dude!

2.
I can't really F5 until my second cuppajava.

by Leif June 10, 2006

stay hard

Another great Ticket-ism from the hard line (www.theticket.com). It's a so long salutation basically meaning to remain being a stand up guy or gal. My mother says it now.

Thanks for allowing us to invade you personal space for this afternoon. Until then, stay hard, keep jammin, and we'll see ya brutha.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Mike Sweeney

Baseball player, 1st Base, Plays for the Kansas City royals. Not a bad dude - on the religious side a bit. Been an all star. Hit a lotta taters.

Sports Reporter Talking to another KC Royal: "Have you seen Mike Sweeney?"

(Say it out loud! hahahahahaha)

by Leif June 10, 2006

Passat

Not only a brisk wind, but a damn fine automobile.

I drive my Passat 76 miles a day.

by Leif June 10, 2006

jönx

Just another word for stuff, shit, junk, collection, what have you. Used sometimes with CDs of fave music.

Sometimes, my brother and I trade music jönx cds.

Would you get out of the way and jönx?

We gotta have a garage sale to get rid of this jönx.

by Leif June 10, 2006