leif's definitions

stay hard

Another great Ticket-ism from the hard line (www.theticket.com). It's a so long salutation basically meaning to remain being a stand up guy or gal. My mother says it now.

Thanks for allowing us to invade you personal space for this afternoon. Until then, stay hard, keep jammin, and we'll see ya brutha.

by Leif June 10, 2006

have good and get give

Enjoy all the things coming and going your way. Usually said while passing a co worker down the hall. Buff Tanner was caught saying that, and it's caught on like wildfire in DFW area.

Dude 1: I gotta go! I just got paged by that nympho.
Dude 2: Aight! Have good and get give!

by Leif June 10, 2006

spouseapedia

1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.

2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.

1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.

2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!

by Leif February 2, 2009

668

Next door neighbor of the beast.

Number of the beast is 666, 668 is one house up.

by Leif June 10, 2006

kyleif

Has a big dick, with a loving heart that’s full of joy

Damn kyleif here you go again

by Leif November 23, 2021

667

Across the street neighbor of the beast - since addresses are even on one side and odd on the other.

Yo, Franklin is at 667, but the dude across the street lives in a hell hole!

by Leif June 10, 2006

tiredhead

A state one reaches when they get really drained by hearing about it. It often occurs with celebrity trials, financial discussions, or other very detail-oriented stories.

I was listening to my favorite sports station yesterday on the way to work, they talked so much about Salary Cap that I got tiredhead and punched out.

Everytime that person talks about their baby I get such tiredhead and want to power down.

by Leif June 10, 2006