leif's definitions

Wah, my pussy hurts!

Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...

Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

by Leif June 10, 2006

beee-yotch

Same as biotch but really reeally strunnngg ooouuuuttt... and i hadn't seen that spelling yet....

That is one phat beee-yotch, y'uns.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Mike Sweeney

Baseball player, 1st Base, Plays for the Kansas City royals. Not a bad dude - on the religious side a bit. Been an all star. Hit a lotta taters.

Sports Reporter Talking to another KC Royal: "Have you seen Mike Sweeney?"

(Say it out loud! hahahahahaha)

by Leif June 10, 2006

stay hard

Another great Ticket-ism from the hard line (www.theticket.com). It's a so long salutation basically meaning to remain being a stand up guy or gal. My mother says it now.

Thanks for allowing us to invade you personal space for this afternoon. Until then, stay hard, keep jammin, and we'll see ya brutha.

by Leif June 10, 2006

have good and get give

Enjoy all the things coming and going your way. Usually said while passing a co worker down the hall. Buff Tanner was caught saying that, and it's caught on like wildfire in DFW area.

Dude 1: I gotta go! I just got paged by that nympho.
Dude 2: Aight! Have good and get give!

by Leif June 10, 2006

appendeciding

The act of really scribbling your pen a lot to see if there's any ink left in it. Often accompanied with shaking the pen in between attempts of the circular (usu) scribbles.

Ralphie was trying to take notes on the important point being made, but was struck by a need of appendeciding.

Once upon a time, Picasso paid for bills with his appendeciding art.

by Leif June 10, 2006

tiredhead

A state one reaches when they get really drained by hearing about it. It often occurs with celebrity trials, financial discussions, or other very detail-oriented stories.

I was listening to my favorite sports station yesterday on the way to work, they talked so much about Salary Cap that I got tiredhead and punched out.

Everytime that person talks about their baby I get such tiredhead and want to power down.

by Leif June 10, 2006