A ouija board service provider is similar to a phone service provider, the difference of course is instead of using a phone to communicate, you use a ouija board instead. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've gotta get a ouija board service provider, so that I can contact my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 1, 2024

One partner exclaims they need to poop! The other (male) partner quickly beats them to the restroom, plugging their butthole with his wiener. Keeps it in place until a profound explosion occurs.
I told Blake I was horny, but he said he had to poop. Disappointed, I decided to give him the Providence Plug.
by TJO - DP February 13, 2025

Pro covid-19, anti- vaxer. Someone who does not believe in vaccinations and would rather contract the virus!
by brooker June 29, 2021
