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Good boy points

A system of points used by mothers for their little boys. The boy can save up good boy points to buy"chicken tendies". The mother can ask sexual favors for good boy points.
I have 30 good boy points. Each chicken tendie costs 6 good boy points. I can afford 5 chicken tendies. I need 10 to be satisfied. I beg mommy for more good boy points. She pulls up her skirt and says that if I can please mommy I will get 10 chicken remedies for free. I don't really like girl tinkle parts but I lick anyway. 10 minutes later mommy says that I did a good job. She says that if I play with her milk bags I will get barbeque sauce for free. I played and played and mommy gave me barbeque sauce. Now I have the chicken tendies to satisfy myself.
by Black KKK December 22, 2015
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muffin point

The point you reach when you are so tired that everything is funny. Being drunk on lack of sleep.
I broke into a hysterical fit of laughter after hearing the word 'alliteration', because I was at muffin point.
by holychia May 23, 2006
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Pontiac T1000

The most badass car known to man. Some of these vehicles are used in dirt track racing. Most fun car to ever own, even though they are old. Legend has it one has gone 85 mph in reverse. It was produced from 1981-87.

All of the guys want to own a T1000. All the bitches want to be in the T1000.
by Murph23 March 21, 2011
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pointy eared leaf lover

1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves

3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”

Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
by SirTomNorth October 10, 2022
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Face Points

Points that one receives when he or she shows up at a place and gets noticed.

Pertains particularly to people come back to an area where they used to live/be/roam. Such as a college student coming back to the area were they went to high school
Dude I got mad face points at the gym today.

Lets go to the dinner there might be some high school chicks there, we could get some face points.

I went to Dunkin Donuts and nobody was there, major face point disappointment.
by Bjamss2011 June 11, 2011
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Salt Point

Little redneck town in the middle of no where in New York. Everyone knows everyone. If you need to go somewhere there is the Salt Point Deli and everything else is a half an hour way. Thats pretty much all there is to say.
Salt Point, where rednecks try to act gansta and it doesn't work to well...
by Someone in SP obvi December 31, 2011
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Toking Points

1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.

2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.

(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)
1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.

2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.
by T. Panda February 9, 2013
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