Cock Pet

A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.

Guy 1: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS ON MY HAIR!
Guy 2: I'm giving you a cock pet, calm down.

by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014

pet republican

A republican who mirrors democrat talking points in order to get _petted_ by the media or the Democratic Party, often both.

Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican

by Ihatethismeme July 30, 2021

Destiny Pet

A pet that finds you by sheer chance. Or you find them. Together living happily every after.
"One love, one heart, one destiny pet."
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny pets but in ourselves."

I wasn't planning on getting a pet but I found a budgie in the park and he's lived with me ever since. He is a destiny pet.

by FlorenceAlice June 28, 2022

petting bulldogs

Flirting with lesbians.

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.

by ticklepanties May 27, 2015

Teachers Pet

A annoying ass bitch that always wants to fucking help the teacher out then gets mad when they don’t fucking get picked to ducking help

Student: “Oh. I’ll do it teacher! I’ll do it!”
Other student:”Ugh your such a teachers pet.”

by TikTok Legend November 4, 2019

pet rat

"Rattus norvegicus", a type of rats which people keep as pets. They're mostly seen by society as gross, but they're one of the cleanest and smartest rodents. The most important thing about them is that they're very affectionate and they will love you with their whole hearts if you treat them right.
Rats should be kept in a BIG cage and they need at least one cagemate, because they're very social animals.

My pet rat is so cute when he's sleeping with his friends!
My pet rat can do some tricks!
Pet rats are nothing like sewer rats!

by Victor Nikiforov December 3, 2016

Teacher's pet

Some dickhead who always snitches you to the teacher

I swear man, I got bad grades because Danny in our group was the teacher's pet

by No_Quarter_for_them May 6, 2020