PB and J

Porn Break and Jerkoff. When you've been sitting in your dorm room staying up all night writing papers and assignments but need a wake-me-up, so you turn on some porn and jerkoff.

dude how'd you manage to stay up all night writing those papers?

easy man - just had myself a PB and J

by chameronman March 17, 2011

PB & O

Peanut Butter and Onions. The literal description of the smell of a weirdly nasty fart.

I stood outside the elevator and ripped a pretty good PB & O.

by McCock, the Crime Dick June 05, 2006

PB & J

v. The Classic PB & J refers to the sexual action in which one stabs a partner, defecates on them, then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with said partner.

"Yea, her parents walked in right as i gave her the old PB & J maneuver. Needless to say, there was some hostile air in the room."

by Negative Nancy 22 July 30, 2008

PB&BJ

Pizza, beer, and a blowjob. Represents a perfect end to the work week.

Scott: Dude, it's 5:00. You going home?
Jeff: Yep! It's Friday, PB&BJ night!
Scott: Damn, all I have to look forward to tonight is bologna and porn. Oh well, have a good weekend! (asshole...)

by JDMatt February 28, 2011

PB Skeeze

A vile creature typically found in the depths of pacific beach. Most often encountered in their natural drunken state, the PB Skeeze will casually project incomprehensible sounds that are sometimes believed to be the mating call of the species. Stumbling, due to the common loss of a shoe, it is not a stable creature. Often traveling in packs, similar to a pot of water buffalo, the flock of Skeeze can easily become aggressive.

She's the kind of girl you take home for a good time, not a long time. She's a PB Skeeze.

by Wandis Limpus August 23, 2016

PB&JJ

PB&JJ is an abbreviation for a penis butter and jelly job. This is the act of sticking your penis into a jar of jelly and then receiving a blow job. Try warming the jelly first, but be warned of the temptation of turning the PB&JJ into a simple PB&J.

Yo girl, you hungry for a PB&JJ? I got that strawberry.

by HighCalibro May 21, 2016

PBS Syndrome

Stopping whatever you're doing every couple of minutes to ask for pledges.
Robots and Computer programs can also be programmed to do this, commonly called shareware.

That streetcorner guitarist has PBS Syndrome.
MIRC and WinZip are programmed for PBS Syndrome.

by Brisk July 12, 2004