Pap and Moosh

The act of ingesting hydrocodone compounds and proceeding to have a consensual gay chat session with your friend, however neither of you are gay (potentially closeted though, or bi-curious).

I just got a new script of vicodin and I'm ready to Pap and Moosh with my friend.

by The Wax November 26, 2012

Pap tash

To wipe the sweat of your arse crack onto the top lip of an unsuspecting individual

Rod was being an arse so i pap tashed him

by Tiny atom September 24, 2016

Pap dampner

The couple of bits of bog roll you throw in to prevent backsplash before dropping the kids off at the pool

bro 1: damn, I gotta unload the groceries real bad

bro 2: don't forget the pap dampner, you don't want splashback

by eddie would go March 2, 2020

pap baffle

This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.

Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!

by barber6 July 13, 2009

pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?

by Tex February 22, 2005

pap smear

the sexual act of smearing pap (the traditional african food) onto the partners genitalia during intercourse to create justification for oral sex.

caroll paid for her annual pap smear.

by CosmiClovers May 9, 2010

Pap-smeared

A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.

1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"

by A Flesh June 10, 2009