Once Upon A Smartphone 

Having its "Once Upon A" prefix named after "Once Upon A Deadpool" (2018), Once Upon A Smartphone is a version of smartphone watered down for kids. This is intended to be a Christmas gift rather than akcually being used as a functional tool, as kids are prone to asking for smartphone to Santa during Christmas even though they're still too young for smartphone.

Instead of a real phone, I got my little brother a Once Upon A Smartphone for Christmas—now he can pretend to text and play games without the screen time worries!

Once Upon A Smartphone by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025

once upon a time

A classic phrase used to introduce a story, often evoking nostalgia or a sense of wonder. It signifies the beginning of a tale that is either fantastical or deeply personal, suggesting that what follows is a narrative from a time long ago, filled with magic, adventure, or significant events.

It is widely claimed that once upon a time, a 17-year-old high school girl passed away on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 whilst still wearing school uniform, having insisted on fasting during Ramadan despite suffering from typhus at the time. That day, a poignant blend of dedication and tragedy—a "perfect" day for someone who left this world far too soon without leaving any digital footprint as the Internet and social media platforms didn’t exist yet at the time. Not to mention that she was also too young to have ever been tried as an adult, as one typically has to be 18 to even be tried as an adult (instead of as a juvenile) in the first place.

once upon a time by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

Once Around

Something you tell your children to do rather than asking them to clean up that mildly annoys them.

Father: “Could you have a once around, please?”

Children (in unison): “NO!”

Once Around by piercerofveils December 2, 2025

Once Belonged to a Black Family (2025 Novel)

Once Belonged to a Black Family is a horror, historical, mystery novel by Werley Nortreus published in 2025.

Once Belonged to a Black Family (2025 Novel) was published in 2025.

Once Belonged to a Black Family (2025 Novel) by Jacob Martinique February 5, 2026

Once Upon A Time In Nelusma City (2025 Novel)

Once Upon A Time In Nelusma City is a science fiction, fantasy, comedy, romance novel by Werley Nortreus published in 2025.

Once Upon A Time In Nelusma City (2025 Novel) was published in 2025.

Once Upon A Time In Nelusma City (2025 Novel) by Jacob Martinique February 6, 2026

Once a Weeker

A person who showers once a week and is completely oblivious about how bad they actually smell.

Ross smells like shit, I’d bet he’s a Once a Weeker

Once a Weeker by Rodiye March 10, 2026

Crazy? I was crazy once. 

A copypasta meme from early internet culture that was made famous by Youtuber Kryoz. The saying is able to go on a loop.

EX:

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-

"Crazy? I was crazy once.-" "Shut the Fuck up Gerald, we're trying to sleep!"

Crazy? I was crazy once. by Cryolophosaurus Ellioti June 25, 2023