Ol’ Marky

When your wife/girlfriend unintentionally/intentionally butt dials you whilst getting rocked/plowed/railed for a minimum not limited too of 45 minutes.

“My wife butt dialed me last night, turns out I got the Ol’ Marky”

by PHS March 11, 2018

Ol' handy dandy

When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.

Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.

by teakayallday July 8, 2018

Ol muddy slug

When you take a shit on the floor then instead of wiping, you scoot across the floor leaving streaks.

-She shit on the floor then scooted away without wiping.

-Ah, the ol muddy slug.

by Mr.Unknown89 May 11, 2019

Ol' Eustace

When you put a pocket pussy on the base of a blender and hit the liquify button and let it spin on your dick

I made a pitcher of margaritas and got bored so I did the Ol' Eustace trick

by fuzzsludge August 11, 2019

Ol' Larry

A little blue pickup truck. The name just fits.

Well I'm here now! Wanna go for a ride in Ol' Larry?

Good thang I had Ol' Larry around! We'd still be stuck in that mudhole!

by Papazpizza2 November 22, 2019

Ol’ Dusty

Old mans dick- especially a veiny one with dead skin and a cheese shop at the bottom

Betsy: hey john what’s for dinner todayyy?
John: haha, Ol’ Dusty!
Betsy: and you wonder why our kid came out ginger!

by johnysinsrighthand August 9, 2020

Ol bannana chips

A nonce

Ol bannana chips is a nonce

by Robux_Master666 October 24, 2020