Numpty

A person who has gone and made a fool of oneself; with excessive amount of drug use, specifically frying one’s brain and disengaging in all use of basic motor functions.
A numpty

Damn, He’s gone and fucked himself. What a numpty.

by Bellzgotem February 14, 2024

numpty

****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.

That douche is such a numpty!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

Numpty

A word that apparently is Scottish, but you use it by calling people that are idiots "idiots" without them realizing it because... well, they are idiots. Luckily, great minds think alike, so both me and the Scottish know what is up.

"Dude, Jim is such a fucking numpty, he keeps eating shrimp whole, he doesn't take off the carapace before he shoves it into his fat little mouth."

by younerd July 24, 2023

numpty

a potato headed fool, with no friends, who uses people to get his ends {away}

hip hop nasty nick

jake was a complete, numpty

by bgirl aero December 30, 2016

Numpty

To be ugly or stupid

Omg Stacy you’re so numpty!!

by BibBoobBub July 1, 2021

Super Numpty

Someone who won't chip in for a meal when their sister lost £10 in the street, and they have at least £30 spare.

'Pay, you have loads of money man'

'Um...No?'

'Dont be such a Super Numpty'

by AntonymPsuedonymAntonym August 4, 2009

Numpty

A silly person who has done something stupid or funny

A lighter version of stupid, idiot, dumb

When Gary trips over the clearly obvious box in front of him, Shira would say "Oh what a numpty"

by BlueWatermellon September 2, 2019