Numpty Truck 

A cheap over decorated shite car often driven by chavs, scrotes and boy racers.

Often coming with an assortment of spoilers and wanky neon lights.

Usally heard before seen due to shite music and/or bean-can exhaust.

"Have you seen that tosser in his numpty truck.....what a flangehead"

"A white nova with racing stripes...what a numpty truck"

Numpty Truck by betamax September 28, 2004

Numpty Fuck 

A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.

I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !

Numpty Fuck by Stuart H July 21, 2006

numpty nuts 

insulting a person of less than average intelligence

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot

numpty nuts by geordie anderson October 27, 2006

numpty shirt 

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.

Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!

numpty shirt by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013

numpty head

An individual whos head is so confused they are forever making mistakes. A polite way of calling somone a dick head!

Why have you come out of the house with no trousers on you numpty head!

numpty head by nutman17 May 24, 2007

numpty bird

Girl that has not mstered the art of walking even at the age of fifteen.
the in-ability to string an inteligent sentance together.

Alanna of the Lee clan is a numpty bird

numpty bird by Uncle Andy Kiely February 12, 2007

Numpty Head

A silly person

He's a pure numpty head !

Numpty Head by buzzzwords January 20, 2021