Noids

A combination word of nigger and groid you can actually say on social media without getting thrown in Facebook jail.

Did you see all them niggers attack all them white peopleat the mall Elroy?!

Yep those fucking noids all need hanging'!

by Topcracker666 December 2, 2019

Novideo

What Linux users see on their screen when they use an NVIDIA GPU.

Linux newbie: *Boots a live Ubuntu image*
Linux newbie: Why does it keep displaying a black screen? Is there something wrong?
Experienced Linux user: Try restarting and choosing the "Safe graphics" boot option.
Linux newbie: Thanks, it works now. But why doesn't it work with the normal option?
Experienced Linux user: Probably because you are using a Novideo GPU.

by huupoke12 August 22, 2023

Novicle

A long short story in which time only moves forward.

H.G. Well's 'Time Machine' is not a novicle.

by Shamedd June 9, 2005

Noidybootin

To annoy or otherwise antagonize a person of the opposite sex in a bar or other drinking establishment

He is noidybootin tonight. oh yeah.

by Julie-fizzle November 24, 2007

Novice trader

Any user of a discount broker's stock trading tool that either does not execute his/her position with analysis first or just buy when someone say buy this.
A novice trader does novice mistakes I.e. buy when others buyers are prepared to sell and vice versa.

Only a novice trader will trade on Jim Cramer's recommendations.

by Thaibu April 28, 2013

Novii

The plural of novices.

Used in any context.

As Cactus ---> Cacti
Novice --> Novii

Novices is inherently incorrect in a terms of spatial distribution across the peripheral areas.

Novii works in all circumstances.

We are teaching our novii.
Not We are teaching the novices.

The novii are learning a lot.

by SpacialDistribution October 20, 2013

Novice penetrator

A man who is not skilled at the art of baby making. He is known as the virgin of the group. He usually sucks at both sex and anything of that matter. He gets dumped for his poor performance and is not well liked by most of his partners. He is usually a man packing schmeat but doesn't know how to please a woman. He goes in dry and comes out dry.

Miguel: Yo did you hear that, i heard that Amir hooked up with a girl last night.
Leon: Yeah, I heard he is a Novice penetrator.
Miguel: haha, That is what his ex said.

by Dejonte Wilkins November 11, 2020