I will not meet you in Scotland

This is opposite to "I'll meet you in Scotland"

When a man DOES NOT shove one finger (or two) in a woman's vagina, and another one (or two) in her anus. He then proceeds to touch his two (or four) fingers together inside of her body

"Yo i'll meet you in Scotland"
"I will not meet you in Scotland"

by HotttttWheelsssss November 24, 2009

Not Mess

A person, generally female, who refers to her/himself as a Hot Mess, but in reality is not a Hot Mess because they are either not currently a mess or, more likely, they are simply not hot. Typically, the subject is under the mistaken impression they are hot.

(overweight) Girl: I'm super-busy, I've lost my keys, my phone is dead, and I've got a million things to do - I'm a hot mess!

You (to friend, whispering): She's not hot...so really she's a Not Mess.

by Phil-ys March 25, 2013

not mebus

someone that is not mebus

person 1: hi mebus
silly bread: im not mebus!

by AuthenticDaJAM May 27, 2023

That's not Mercury

A saying for when something isn't planned, expected, or right. Or when there is just dead silence.

Person 1: Have this cheese.
Person 2: I don't like cheese.
Person 1: That's not Mercury!

by Spoonular November 13, 2009

Maybe I am not meant to interact with this world

Only to observe it.

Maybe I am not meant to interact with this world

I would still like a wife and children though.

(Jews I am talking to)

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 9, 2021

not meow

a sexual innuendo meaning dtf or “down to fuck”

Her hat said not meow so one of the boys gave her his google docs ;)

by butt munchers69420 December 1, 2017

That's not metal

A uncategorized metal sub genre of cool sounding weird shit that is definitely not metal

That's not metal dude but way cool anyway

by Zombiesafterme June 11, 2018