Bread Nonce

A person with an inability to consume bread, or any other gluten based consumables without an immediate and often long lasting effect to their digestive system.

Sometimes referred to as 'coeliacs' the person can often be identified by the need to constantly remind all that they can't eat gluten.

'Well I was going to suggest pizza hut for lunch, but we've got Bren the bread Nonce with us.'

by BrettRambo November 17, 2021

Taxi nonce

A taxi driver that slags controllers off, but buys them stuff ie, beer, spirits & doughnuts in return for a decent job

I see that Stephen is on his way to London again with a fare, yes he’s been in the base & dropped off a bottle of brandy the taxi nonce

by Johnb34 March 28, 2022

ye wee nonce

An insult commonly said in a Scottish accent.

Oi shut up ye wee nonce.

by Manchester is shit December 1, 2017

Jack the Nonce

nonce.

“have u seen jack the nonce?”
“yeah he was watching some 5 year olds”

by nonce9H January 19, 2019

Mark the nonce

A nonce aff tiktok that send nudes to wains he’s a dirty nonce

Aw he’s mark the nonce

by Mark the nonce April 14, 2020

Noncee

Victim of being nonced

Tom is not the noncee in this situation

by Salamandroidia January 7, 2020

nonceflix

referring to Netflix or other streaming networks materials for pedophiles or nonces.

no one:
Nonce: bro, let's watch nonceflix's newest cuties: the series, episode!!

by Gingermanbad September 14, 2020