sunlight surprise

Common Bangkok term meaning the surprise and shock of realizing the super hot woman you were dancing with at a club last night is actually a ladyboy when you wake up next to him in bed with the morning sunlight

After meeting a sexy woman at the Q bar the night before, Marcus awoke to a sunlight surprise and rushed to the bathroom to wash out his mouth.

by El Diablo4eva November 12, 2017

Pittsburgh Surprise

An unexpected punch in the neck during a fight.

I thought Mike was going to lose that fight, but then he hit him with a Pittsburgh Surprise.

by Naga 5 Stacks January 12, 2012

That surprises me.

A phrase taken from "Dinner for Smucks". It should be spoken somewhat sarcasticly after an odd, absurd question has been asked of someone you don't know well.

Hipster: Have you lived among Alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?

Hippet: No!

Hipster: That surprises me...

by joesk84ever December 26, 2011

surprise creampie

When you cum inside a chick without giving her prior warning.

She let me fuck her without a rubber, but didn't realize I would give her a surprise creampie.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 13, 2017

Pennywise surprise

When you are banging a chick you pull out nut on a cherry pie , then hand her a balloon to distract her , you say " hello Georgie " to get her attention and smash the pie in her face to resemble being bloody . You say you'll float too and take off.

Did you hear about Joe he gave that stripper a pennywise surprise last night

by Turtle9376 September 22, 2017

shoulder surprise

This is a sex act, where the recipient will arch their back and put their shoulder blades together, while the male giver will use the friction between the shoulder blades to finish.

Gave my girl a shoulder surprise last night.

by Dorios February 1, 2018

Surprise poo

Common mostly with females, a surprise poo occurs when you go to the toilet to have a piss but end up following through- fortunately on the toilet- as you were unaware of your bowel evacuating needs.

Uncommon with males as they pee standing up.

girl 1: I've been waiting 10 minutes for you, where've you been??
girl 2: I had a surprise poo, sorry
girl 1: Oh, okay

Eavesdropping dude: wtf

by bricksatmyface December 17, 2012