lube it or lose it

refers to going up the back alley and how prone to accidents that can sometimes be

are you going up the backway, you need to get some lube, why?
lube it or lose it

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Mr. Lube

A chain store that provides repair and maintenance services for vehicles.

Its rather unfortunate name is often used to refer to people who use lubricants excessively, for any purpose.

James is known around town as "Mr. Lube" due to his excessive use of lubricants during buttsecks.

by mr.luba April 13, 2009

lube and tune

To get fixed up

Oral release

Getting head

She gave me a lube and tune

by DBO_LOCC_LTC March 16, 2019

Lube bomb

Posting a selfie with a bottle of sexual lubricant in the background.

Photo bombing with sexual lubricant.

Sisters, don't lube bomb your facebook profile.

by CrystalCity September 4, 2013

sloppy lube

When the lubrication is just so exquisite that your bed turns into a waterbed. It is sloppy because the fluids are going everywhere and splatter your picture of your mother and father whom died in a car crash.

The sloppy lube made my room moist for a whole week.

by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018

Lube Jesus

Lube Jesus is a god said to have an biliary to transform water to lube, his ability allows him to burst into your house with lube and fuck the shit out of you

Maaan Michael really just lost his virginity to Lube Jesus

by Cloud buyyy April 15, 2021

texas lube

The act of using whataburger ketchup for lube during sexual intercouse

Ty and Seth only use Texas lube because it has an unmatched consistency

by Hasonmays March 15, 2016