Nebard

To be a retard - act retarded or stupid - yes it is taken from a bus company - this company is located in wakefield and me and my friends (people may contest this) were prob the first people to start using the name nebard back in early 2000.

God you are such a fucking nebard sometimes

by lynsey casey September 16, 2006

neary

a god among men, and a highly attractive person

female 1: he is pretty attractive.
female 2: are you kidding he is neary

by maddawg77 April 26, 2011

neha

1.) Completely owning of all persons and/or thing
2.) The absolute truth
3.) A synonm for all higher powers or beings

wow, i just went all neha on your ass bitch

by srgpepper1122 November 21, 2004

NEHA

Gorgeous girl with Beautiful eyes...She is a badass.She is very pretty with beautiful features..Eyes,lips,hair,nose are perfect in a Neha.Neha's get very attached to people and it is difficult for them to let them go.Neha is always an "A wannabe"She is a popular chic and fall for people easily and it is difficult to move on for them..she is an all rounder who is very intelligent but sometimes rude.If you ever have a Neha never let her go! She will love you,take care of you and never cheat on you ❤️

If she is beautiful then she is Neha !
I love Neha but she loves someone else.
Have you heard about Neha's new boyfriend ?

by Psedopodia September 7, 2019

as near as damn it

(adjective) British slang for "virtually exact" or "so close as to appear correct."

"I say old chum, when I gave her that bukake it hit her in the eye, or as near as damn it."

by biggs33 March 21, 2006

Near-Crotch Experience

The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.

Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"

Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."

Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."

Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"

Girls 1: "That guy from my class."

Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."

by HulgaviHomeland November 8, 2011

Neha

This biatch is the ultimate fister, wife of Alexander the Great, certified quadralingual, wordsearch enthusiast, who's biggest fear is divorce and shower heads. Only has two bullies who pretend to be her friends but want to be her lover or feel the touch of her fist up their hole.

Alexander:"Neha, we're getting a divorce"
Neha:*begins to shed tears*

by Albinomama May 8, 2023