negalawl

(ne-ga-lawl)
-adjective

1. Any statement with comedic intent that is actually such the opposite that it suppress any laughter whatsoever.

2. Something extremely unfunny.

Having joked about how funny it would be to catch someone engaging in sexual acts with a human corpse, Bill Bob immediately regretted going this far to amuse his friends. Negalawl all over his friends' faces.

by Hellaphunt November 1, 2008

Negabolity

A false positive, where the sum is not equal to the whole. Any negative thing that can or cannot be quantified, measured, put in a bucket, or stacked. Something out of whack, or in the wrong whack to begin with.

1. Bush's speech was full of negabolity.
2. Bear Stearns investment portfolio was negabolity.
3. My boss was immersing the entire office in his negabolity.

by Matt S Johnston January 15, 2009

negahips

When a woman has hips that are narrower than her breasts.

"Damn, dude. That chick would be fly, if it weren't for her negahips."

by ThisIsBill March 31, 2010

negagasm

That feeling you get get when you actually feel your ejaculate being sucked back into your body - so much so that it actually cools your body and sends shivers down your spine. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the negagasm.

The other day, I asked my bitch to make me a sammich... after she had finished the morsel, she put it in front of me... longingly I looked at it, feeling that something was wrong... NO MAYO?!!! Bitch nearly gave me a negagasm!!!

I had a negagasm when I saw she had man parts.

See Apple products.

by VeryUrbanDweller May 20, 2011

negadose

Noun that describes how much of an effective ingredient is contained in a dose of homeopathic medicine. An antonym to megadose. If a megadose contains a billion molecules, a negadose contains one molecule. Contrary to certain claims, taking a negadose cannot consist of taking less than nothing.

There is no way that homeopathic remedy can work because the active ingredient has been diluted down to only one molecule, and such a negadose cannot possibly be effective.

by TommH January 12, 2012

nagasaki biscuit

When you put explosives in grandmas biscuits and detonate them at the family dinner

Tyler was going to his grandparents house for Christmas and his cousin got mad at him so he made Tyler a Nagasaki Biscuit

by Coonstar522 April 18, 2016

Negaphone

A device that functions similar to a megaphone, but outputs only negative sentences.

"SAVE THE WHALES" said a protester accidentally using a negaphone. "FUCK THAT BLACK CUNT" is what the audience heard.

by backotruck December 7, 2016