Stress hangover

The overwhelming anxiety left over from a stressful event.

Stop F*@?ing asking me questions or I will have a stress hangover!

by Hxkcd May 25, 2016

Stress Bomb

The opposite of love bomb. An unexpected explosion of unwanted and unwarranted Stress. MAKES EVERYTHING Overly dramatic. highly suspect gaslighting. Drama queen likes to Stress everyone out.

I wish that girl could learn to chill and knock it off with all the stress bombs.

by KittyKay22 January 20, 2022

Stress balling

The grabbing of the male gentals and squeezing them

Mike: hey Jerry how are you and charn?

Jerry: pretty great thanks, we had a night of stress balling

by Chunkykitkat123 May 26, 2018

survival-stress

stress fear survival compulsion motive tension

Survival-stress is our fundamental motive, it's fear based, compulsive, knee-jerk. Behind everything, this interior tension drives us to think and act.

by Rebelbagwan April 27, 2019

stress goat

To fall over in paralyzed panic like a fainting goat.

Whenever Mat Frenz walks into a room, I totally stress goat.

by gryphoness February 12, 2015

De-stress

To destress, or simply “de-stress” means relieving stress by releasing your emotions in an orgasm, masturbating your worries away in an attempt to relax.

Me: This week has been crazy, I have to de-stress.

or

X: Where’s Y?

Z: She’s in her room de-stressing.

by LissyCrissy November 8, 2018

Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

by mpmaupin November 26, 2019