musket pack

V. The act of sexual intercourse with a female, while she is menstruating and a tampon is carelessly left in the vaginal canal. Usually alcohol is involved. To reverse this act a flash light and a long grasping device are required

He musket packed her last night and created what appears to be a crime scene in Ginther's spare bedroom.

by jcutch82 September 22, 2014

Fluffer Musket

1. A promiscuous female or homosexual male that is exceedingly skilled at swallowing large quantities and/or consecutive helpings of semen.

2. A whore specifically for sucking dick or woman who is infatuated with pleasuring a man orally.

partially derivative from the phrase "take a 'shot' in the mouth"

"That Fluffer Musket sucked me DRY!"

by Xeven VxHxN "spidey" October 4, 2012

musketfucked

A term in a first-person shooter, when you suprise someone from around the corner and lay into them with a shotgun at point bank range.

"Hi, good morning. See that helmet with brains in it? I musketfucked Chris like 30 seconds ago."

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

Three Musketeers

A sexual act where three males insert their penises into one woman's vagina or mouth. As they "cross swords" they shout "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL". Can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.

The other night my friends and I gave Veronica the Three Musketeers.

by wandmore March 17, 2007

Flesh Musket

your penis.

your mom got my flesh musket in her brown eye

by RP McMurphey November 16, 2003

congo musket

When one defacates into someone's mouth, and fucks it down their throat with their member.

"Dude, did you see the tits on that shit last night?"

"No, but I saw my shit on her tits! Hahahaha! Then my shit had a conga line down her throat when I gave her the congo musket!"

by Moses The Feely May 3, 2006

munkton

slang for the female genitalia

that ho just got her munkton blasted!

by Jecto123 October 9, 2008