The Law Of Maximum Misery

States that one should always be aware of their surroundings in order to prepare for the worst.

Billy is very careful and is driving a car. Therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. So Billy turns unto a different street in order to avoid any other complications. So he is abiding to the rules of The Law Of Maximum Misery.

by Koachilion March 18, 2007

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Oh, the misery!

"Everybody wants to be, my enemy-my-my."

Oh god Imagine Dragons made a league of legends song, can't belive they don't touch grass anymore, it's a banger though. *Oh, the misery! plays on his phone*

by da world. September 23, 2022

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Miserroneous

adjective INFORMAL

It's a true proposition that originates from an erroneous premise, equivalent to an illogical fallacy.

Relying on the fact that Tim always feels dizzy, he is under the miserroneous assumption that earth circles around the sun. It's actually the fact that he starts drinking at 9 in the morning what makes him dizzy, but even if he didn't, earth would still keep circling the sun and maybe he would stop hitting the floor every now and then.

by dr dro May 24, 2006

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misering & mangling

Misrepresentation by miswrought, selfish means

Such misering & mangling can lead to below the belt miserable practices.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

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penis miser

n.-someone who is overly protective of their penis
too a point where they stop wearing pants so as to
"let their penis have some air"

verb.-to horde over something in relation to your penis

n.-damn penis miser its not like theirs anything there
to be proud of!

verb.-stop penis misering that box of condoms! I have a date
tonight and god knows that since the operation
you are'nt getting any.

by John D. Dorian January 9, 2008

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