Murtavion

A big dick mofo

Ex.
Girl - MURTAVION u got da biggest dick in the WORLD

Girl - MURTAVION u got da biggest dick in the WORLD

by Savageboitank December 16, 2019

alice merton

Really good singer. Nice eyes . A future star with a big future. Her song is called no roots

Alice Merton has a future

by Alice Merton fan club February 19, 2018

Murrtown Beatdown

Basically a slang that some people from Murrietan descent use to threaten, bitch out, or otherwise joke around with someone. It describes a situation in which someone is beaten senseless by members of Murrieta's community. Sometimes shortened with MTBD.

James: Dude some dick took my girlfriend!
Kevin: Ah, we'll get him with an old Murrtown Beatdown!

by james002 February 13, 2009

Kerem Mert

A Kerem Mert is a hot person with the best personality ever, he has a huge dick and hates people named Gío. He’s a fucking legend

Damnn that guy is such a Kerem Mert

by Cripwalker124 November 3, 2019

Merton

the traditional and historical home of Wimbledon FC, but an idiot named Charles Koppel did not appreciate this so he got the spineless monkeys of the FA to appoint a 3 man commission to sanction the move of the club to Milton Keynes.

of course, the fans did not like the fact that their club deserted them so they formed AFC Wimbledon.

by AFCW April 26, 2004

Mert

A short, muscular and courageous Turkish guy. They're mostly introverted, usually tend to do offensive jokes and may be into beastiality depending on their past experiences as shepherds. Merts' usually hang out in their homes' drinking protein juice and playing video-games or just live in sheds close to their herds. A Mert most likely has friends that are muscular like him, and will try to show his superiority to skinny infidels.

Dude 1: Damn, look at them muscles man! He must be a Mert!
Dude 2: He must have lived in the mountains for those massive boomers!
Goat 1: When will you come back home, my dear?

by mehmetipek June 4, 2018

mertz

1. a word which can be used in any form (noun, verb, adj. etc.) to describe anything negative.

2. Shit, Filth, dirty: can be used interchangably with any negative word, most commonly replaces shit.

3. PILE O' MERTZ: Pile of shit, mertz of shit, mertz of mertz

use interchangebly with SMERTZ

Fuck, i just stepped in a pile o' mertz!

I gotta go take a huge mertz.

I drank way too much last night and just smertzed all over the place.

by pile'o'smertz July 20, 2008