That one person in the friend group that does fuck all until he is forced to go to practice, school, or work. Still partakes in the partying but only if the party comes to him and his "moss spot".
Random Teammate: That kid just mosses all day i dont know how he does it.
Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.
Bryn: That is why we call him Master Moss dog, the world may never know.
by Bryn Boy March 30, 2021
Get the Master Moss mug.When you fuck in the woods and get that moss all over. Also this can cause infections so be careful.
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Get the dirty moss mug.Randy Moss. Future Hall-of-Fame resident. Greatest WR ever to play the game. The life and soul of the Minnesota Vikings. Has amazing talent. MOSS + MASSIVE = MOSSIVE
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Get the Moss Trosser mug.(Also see "Moses" and "Parting the Red Sea") The Moses Effect is when usually a single man dances in the middle of the dance floor. Slowly he begins to find that the space between him and everyone else increases until he is the only one on the dance floor or one of the few left, but all on his own. What can also happen is along with the spacing, all the girls that are booty-dancing with their guys they turn their guys toward that "Moses" in order to stay clear from "Moses". Besides using men as emotional tampons, this is one of the other worst things girls can do to single guys.
Setting: Club or any modern popular dancing venue.
Man 1 - Oh dang, that sucks..
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - That Moses out there.
Man 2 - Oh no! Not the Moses Effect!
Man 1 - And now there gone...
Man 1 - Oh dang, that sucks..
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - That Moses out there.
Man 2 - Oh no! Not the Moses Effect!
Man 1 - And now there gone...
by aleams March 16, 2009
Get the Moses Effect mug.a battlefield remark which distracted a pursuing army, and allowed for Moses to successfully lead his people out of Egypt
According to a new lost old scroll just now found, the pursuing ancient army knew it was screwed when someone yelled, ""Bros before Moses."
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013
Get the Bros before Moses mug.The subject of a hillbilly funk song of the same name, Amos Moses was the brainchild of Jerry Reed, in 1971.
According to the song, Amos Moses was a stoic, one-armed Cajun man that "hunted gators" (that is, alligators) back when the act was still criminalized. When a sherrif tried to catch him for his crime, he "never come out again".
The song describes him as a sort of tough as nails person, not unlike Chuck Norris, though his "super powers" were severely limited, since his power was "huntin' alligators down in the swamp boi".
According to the song, Amos Moses was a stoic, one-armed Cajun man that "hunted gators" (that is, alligators) back when the act was still criminalized. When a sherrif tried to catch him for his crime, he "never come out again".
The song describes him as a sort of tough as nails person, not unlike Chuck Norris, though his "super powers" were severely limited, since his power was "huntin' alligators down in the swamp boi".
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