mascarenhas

The coolest kind of people. They are fun to be with and generally great people.

That guy is a Mascarenhas.

by Kresner-2017 May 22, 2017

mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!

Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

Beard Miscarriage

The act of accidentally and prematurely shaving off facial hair because you adjusted the electric trimmer to the wrong setting

I had a beard miscarriage. Meant to trim it and ended up shaving off a strip, so I had to take the whole thing off.

by coining buttress January 25, 2011

miscarriage

it's when you loose the baby during pregnancy.. most of the time before you even realize you're pregnant. you can notice it from vaginal bleeding and cramps that are not part of your period.

Nothing can be done to stop a miscarriage

by veggieness May 15, 2005

Moscato

In reality it is a very sweet dessert wine that is now popular with hoodrats, niggas, and a wide variety of other ignorant peoples, typically of urban origin.

It is the new replacement for White Zin, another wine that is used with every meal by uncultured assholes.

Dayday:"Yo son, Shawtie been drinking that Moscato with her steak."
Todd:"Don't call me 'son', PATRICK. Your girlfriend is an idiot, that's a dessert wine. As a matter of fact, you're fired..You disgust me."

by DrAllWright December 14, 2010

miscarriage

The failure to "give birth" to a sneeze. It is comprised of a moment of extreme anxiety followed by a feeling of utter worthlessness. Not to be confused with purposely stopping a sneeze, because abortions are wrong.

Joe: Dude, I almost died on the way to work today.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.

by Dano Magnum October 30, 2006

mocap

Abbreviation for motion capture. Professional used word for experts who work with Motion Capturing. Mocap for 3D Animation, Biomechanics, Virtual Reality and training & simulation.

To create a virtual 3D character in that movie, they use Moven: a full-body mocap suit.

by Laurens November 11, 2008