Miranda

Miranda is talented beautiful girl. She is shy when she sings around others. She is a intelligent girl who can satisfy any man. She is also known as having it tight. Miranda is one of the best people to make love too. Miranda can be sarcastic, funny, sweet, tempered, or mean until it piss her off. Miranda is great to have fun with. Like planning parties, and other things. Miranda is a girl who doesn't give get self to men easily. She likes to take her time. About 40% of the girls named Miranda are very short. Miranda has a great body shape. She can be very violent. Miranda can fight and may have a very bad temper. Miranda likes to eat candy constantly and likes to lay under people. She is beautiful inside and out. She is loyal and faithful. Miranda is multi talented. Doesn't like to feel threatened, bossed around, or looked at funny. Miranda is genuine and kind

Boy:aye you know me and Miranda are still together
Boy2: for real every boy wanted her. You lucky

by Miranda Urban dictionary April 17, 2019

Carmen Miranda

the act of placing a 'fruit basket' on your partners head.

instead of tea bagging her, i decided to give her a Carmen Miranda.

by Kiilani October 24, 2008

Miranda

Miranda had committed multiple felony's including but not limited to: kidnapping, drug trafficking, and the murder of multiple children (This is only a theory but it is said that Miranda ate said children). Miranda loves strawberries and is actually a very nice and genuine person she just happens to just have a few issues with the law. You'll love hanging out with her I just suggest having the police on speed dial (just in case). Miranda is somewhat addicted to crystal meth but that is completely irrelevant to this conversation. She has multiple people locked in her basement

Miranda has locked me in her basement please help me.

by ieatbabiesboo100 July 19, 2020

miranda dawn

to severely kick someones ass and not think twice about it

fuck with me and ill miranda dawn your ass

by calissa June 20, 2008

Miranda

short for Miranda v. Arizona, the court case that produced the policy in the US of informing criminal suspects of their "Miranda rights".

Miranda says that you have to read the suspect his rights.

by Quint Sakugarne January 7, 2007

Hector Miranda

A fucking insane person who is really nice and always has a way to to turn even the most innocent things into something perverted.

grrrr, that was sooo a hector miranda!

by Hector Miranda December 23, 2004

moraniac

Someone that drives like a total idiot

look at that fuckin moraniac

by dr philgood March 6, 2009