moose

a slave; originating during the Koren War. Families would sell their children to work for foreigners as "moose." Sometimes the female moose had other responsibilities...

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

Moosing

The act of using excessive force in basic tasks. It usually involves nails, hammers, smashing, breaking, or otherwise general destruction. Moosing should be avoided in public places.

I asked my roommate to throw away his beer cans. He smashed it on the floor and then chucked it at the garbage can and made a bigger mess then there was originally. Moosing at its finest...

by Anonymous11235813 March 12, 2012

Moosed

Moosed is the definition of drunk or stoned!

i was moosed lastnight man had to much drink!

by Michael Long September 27, 2005

moosed

To completely and utterly destroy whatever you are trying to fix, more specifically a piece of computer hardware.

I tried to install my new CPU, but I completely moosed up the socket and caught my room on fire at the same time.

by drainpip May 10, 2010

Moosed

To feel lethargic or run down.

"I had a huge night last night and today I feel totally moosed."

by Ice Jackson September 7, 2008

MOOSE

The name of a person that you've met before a dozen times, but you forget their name, and when you ask someone that knows his name, they exploit your forgetfulness, by giving you a most ridiculous wrong name.

I remember meeting him before at Adam's bachelor party, but I forgot his name.

Oh, that's MOOSE.

by SovietTugBoat May 2, 2010

moose

A large brown animal with big antlers.They reproduce by nasal sex.

Wow that animal is brown and has big antlers and is having nasal sex!It must be a MOOSE!

by freak December 20, 2003