Sucio-Montes

Recieving a blumpkin while trying to dislodge stool from backed up bowels while eating fried foods.

Fernando was hungry, horny, and constipated, but short on time, so he asked his girlfriend for a Sucio-Montes to kill three birds with one stone.

by Alexander Pelo May 25, 2012

Monte Vista

The most ghetto town west of the Mississippi river. Located in the San Luis Valley, the only thing more abundant then the Mexicans are the heroin overdoses. The only people that live here are drug lords and potato farmers. Not only are the people here annoying, they are literally AIDS. If you're looking to get mugged on your way to church come to Monte.

On my trip to Monte Vista, I got robbed.

by ELCHAPO@@@ January 19, 2018

serbia and montenegro

serbia and montenegro covers a total land mass of 102,350 sq km, with 199 km of coastline. The country's terrain is highly varied, with much of Serbia's land comprises plains and low hills and much of Montenegro consisting of high mountains. The climate is similarly varied. The north has a continental climate (cold winters and hot summers); the central region has a combination of a continental and Mediterranean climate; the south enjoys an Adriatic climate along the coast, with inland regions experiencing hot, dry summers and autumns and relatively cold winters with heavy snowfall inland.

The country's biggest city by far is Belgrade, with a population of 1,600,000. No other city is anywhere near the same size; the country's other largest cities are Novi Sad, Niš, Kragujevac and Podgorica, each with populations of about 140,000-180,000 people.

serbia and montenegro is a nice country in South East Europe.

by European traveller December 28, 2005

Monte Carlo

The most used and most prestigious of racing circuits which everyone knows. Apart from Will Rastall of Leeds...
Also means superlative

see spoiler

that party was Monte Carlo!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Montezuma's revenge

The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

montecito

a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.

Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.

Popular sayings:

Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink

by Kick it 805 March 26, 2007

Chevy Monte Carslow

Chevy Monte Carslow is slang for Chevy Monte Carlo, implying slowness.

BOB: My Mustang GT kicked that Chevy Monte Carslow's ass!

JOHN: That's Peter's car, and he's got a new Camaro on order. Paybacks are Hell dude!

by Carman Ghia March 2, 2009