Manopener

The title which is given usually to a member of the male gender as to designate them as a living tool for no other purpose then to remove lids on jars, or opening unwieldy tin cans by use of brute strength.

person1: could you please open this jar?
person2: I'm not your manopener do it yourself!!!
person1: sorry, I just thought you could put some of that roid rage to use.

by Jeremy.w.c November 23, 2009

mono-ab

when all six abs merge together. classy way to say beer-gut.

Person 1- wow, that guy in mcdonalds is so fat!
Person 2- no way! he just has a mono-ab.

by celestinator June 6, 2010

momophone

When you can't talk to your friends because your mom is in your room taking a phone call.

Sorry guys! I can't talk right now. You know, MOMOPHONE!

by Kidzila June 22, 2018

Monoaloofing

The act of posting single -worded obtuse and or cogent posts on Facebook usually after your favorite teams lose again.

The Giants lost again and it drove Steve into a monoaloofing rage on Facebook full of profanity.

by Ohyeahr December 30, 2018

Mnoply

Mnoply is like monopoly but instead if you lose you murder your family.

Grant: Let’s play Mnoply
Todd: don’t you mean monopoly

Grant: *with bloodshot eyes* No

by Sinclair03 January 31, 2019

monoboi

A cute boi. Much loaf. Likes to sit next to the window and think about the meaning of life. Arch-enemy of Bobster (aka Bodin Demon Queen).

Person: "Hi monoboi!"
-Bodin demon queen gets summoned from the depths of hell-

by Mimsers July 20, 2022

mono-pipeopoly

a monopoly on pipes and the companies that run them

pronounced: mo-noe pie-pop-o-ly

in mannalack reserve City West Water has a ' mono-pipeopoly'

by robert lexerton August 14, 2022