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monochute

A single manned areola flotation device designed to slow one's rapid acceleration toward the earth. It can be used if one gets ganked smooth out of a banana and cream Cessna. It is also used by NASA personnel to AIDs in the search and recovery of satellites that have been ganked smooth off the t.v.
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Proper Noun) Half of a pairofchute.

Adjective/Vertebrate) Multiplicative Inverse

4. Meditated Unlocked Sativica
Medicated Couchlock Indica Frances got ganked smooth out the casino and would have fallen to earth if it had not been for his $25 tip and monochute.
by Eloganna August 20, 2017
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monche

Has a big head and is a good person to depend on
Beans and. Rice monche
by Gohan kak October 1, 2019
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Manchukou

Wait, I got the paradox crash reporter and game doesn't respond. Did he manchukou the game?
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monchy

monchy is gay
monchy: Hi

person:you’re gay

monchy:oh
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Monchee

A very beautiful girl and can be mean at times but is very caring and loving.She is the funniest girl you’ll meet
Monchee is the best 😉
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Monch reflex

The desire to monch anything anytime an opportunity arrises.

To monch: tiny and soft bites after having made a biting sound"
"Cille is always monching my neck"

"Yeah she's got a bad case of a monch reflex"
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monchin

When shits smacking so much you can’t explain it usually happens when everybody is baked
I be monchin on that shit thug
by Cool beans mj January 8, 2021
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