momma said fuck you up

Play on of LL Cool J's famous hit "Momma said knock you out". Derived by a boy and his father in Rochester NY, who saw and angry black man walking with a bag. Can be used as a catchphrase before fucking someone up.

Person 1: What you gonna do?
Person 2: Momma said fuck you up!
Person 1: Oh shazbot!
Person 2 proceeds to fuck up Person 1 and take his shit

by pie_fucker November 9, 2009

Momcave

The female version of mancave. Although the word itself implies motherhood, the woman doesn't necessarily have to be a mother.

Whipped Husband: What the hell happened to my mancave!?
Wife: It's now a momcave.

Whipped Husband: Yes, Dear.

by ThaBigCheesy October 16, 2010

baby momma fever

When you are so amazing with a baby/kid that you make a guy crave to get you pregnant and be their baby momma

Dang. She is so good with that baby, she is making me have baby momma fever!

by KJCM November 21, 2020

babys momma

One who hassles for child support.

That chick you banged when you were drunk and forgot to bag it.

My babys momma is bringing my kid over today. I gave in and banged my baby momma last night.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

by jake April 13, 2005

yo momma

A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".

Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.

This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.

by Maybelline May 9, 2006

your momma's pants

where I live in

I live in your momma's pants

by holy shit July 3, 2003