mockie

penis easily mocked for both shortness and skinniness when "fully" hard

Upon seeing his mockie she became instantly unhorny

Don't breed if you have a mockie lest you inflict your weak penis genes on your sons.

by vogla January 14, 2013

To Kill a Mocking Bird

Great book.
People say it sucks simply because they don't understand the narrator's sarcasm.

I rather have my toe nails ripped off than read To Kill a Mocking Bird!

Fuck you!

by akejlkjlgkjla November 21, 2006

Mockdown

A half heated attempt to apply restrictions and rules to control the spread of Covid-19 (Coronavirus) Either applied too late, not strictly enough or too confusing, contradictory or involving some kind of tier system that no one fully understands.

Also see

1. ‘Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted’

2. ‘Couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery’

This is one crazy mockdown! You must stay home but you go out, don’t go to work unless it’s necessary, see family but don’t see family, The virus is spreading fast, but kids off you trot to School!

by Theisolationroomshow January 4, 2021

mocksucker

Someone who is superficially on good terms with everyone by dint of insincere graces.

He seems nice, but he's a mocksucker.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

mocktor

A playful, short form of "medical doctor", to prevent confusion with a doctor of philosophy (Ph.D.).

Dr. Smith was feeling ill after his lecture, so he went to see a mocktor for a check-up.

by DRUW February 8, 2008

God of Mock

A person who is well-informed in the act of mocking others. He is also associated with people like Koh Ming Sheng, the original God of Mock who takes in little apprentices each year. Koh Ming Sheng is also known as the GREAT God of Mock, or GGoM. He is also known to have bipolar disorder and self denial, which also helps him to mock others.

He is seen riding the bipolar express eating hotdogs and holding his teddy bear in his old display picture on FACEBOOK.

You're a God of Mock, you mock others just like KMS!

by AllieMentalist January 22, 2011

mockey

Mockey, while being used quite frequently by some families who reside in Southern California, is nothing more than a replacement for the word "Vagina."

Some of you may ask why use the word "Mockey" instead of "Vagina?"

The answer to this is still unknown to this day...

George made a mockery of that mockey

by peterv89 October 1, 2006