mofoblowjobahobo

mofoblowjobahobo n. 1. a motherfucker who likes to give blowjobs to hobos 2. a hobo who likes to give blowjobs to motherfuckers 4. someone who sprays a fire extinguisher in your face 3. someone you really, really hate.

Coined by David Jamieson

I got hit by a car on the way here, and the driver just took off! What a mofoblowjobahobo!

by zippydooah February 7, 2005

Grand Moff

noun.
1. A big shot. Someone who has a very large reputation. See Big Kahuna.

Term originates from Grand Moff Tarkin, the Imperial General who authorized the destruction of Alderaan in Star Wars. However, the more colloquial use of Grand Moff started sometime in the late 20th century.

1. Lumberg in Office Space is the quintessential Grand Moff Boss of the office world.

by dinyctis June 11, 2004

mofoko

1. A disrespectful person
2. Endearing term for your friends

Variation of motherfucker and muthafucka.

"Damn dude, he straight up tried to stick it in your butt."
"What?! That mofoko!"

by mylai.com July 4, 2004

mofongo

an incredibly fat and delicious pair of female butt cheeks; an ass so fat it can sprain her ankles, yet so delicious looking you don't want to use a fork and knife to eat it.

Wow! Eric, listen to this... Last night I ate this mofongo so good, it had to have been baked in a brick oven!

by Jungle Junky May 28, 2010

mofu

How "mofo" should be said...as it is supposed to be short-form for mother fucker...and fucker is clearly spelt with a u not an o

Happy birthday mofu!

by Jessica December 16, 2003

mofaux

A mofaux is a guy or gal that acts like a baddass gangsta full of lip and attitude but once confronted by authority or anyone at all actually backs right off like a chickenhawk.

Someone who pretends to be an tough asshole hangin' in the hood, but is actually a mommy's boy living at home and studying hospitality.

George W. Bush said to the Iraqi insurgency 'Bring it on you badass mother fuckers' (or words to that effect). A little while later, however, he effectively retracted that statement, he was shown to be a mofaux.

Mofaux: Hey asshole got the time?
Person: DON'T CALL ME ASSHOLE ASSHOLE!
Mofaux: Oh sorry sir...I didn't mean to offend...
Mofaux's posse: Geezuz man you is such a pussy mofaux! (laughter at mofaux's expense)

by Goodnight Dick November 11, 2006

MOFIA

a ship name for someone named Sofia and Mitchell

Oh look its MOFIA, the cutest couple ever.

by stayjapaisfke December 9, 2019