Dirty Mistletoe

Place a mistletoe over your bum-hole and when your partner is making out with your asshole surprise then with a shit.

I gave Randev a good old dirty mistletoe last Christmas

by The Real Raxy November 13, 2020

Lil' Big Mistake

Used to describe an easy, ugly, fat chick you took home and slept with after one too many drinks. You will never call her back and pray that a condom was used.

Thanks for letting me crash your pad last night I owe you. I also owe you a new towel... Lil' Big Mistake made me clean up after myself.

by abramm24 March 25, 2009

Amateur Mistake

(Noun) An error resulting from a profound lack of judgement - usually on an amateur scale.

Fred: Yeah, I got ridiculously drunk and got with my ex-girlfriend last night.
Johnathon: You didn't! That's an amateur mistake!

Alex: Oh no - I left my graphical calculator in radians for all those questions!
Christopher: Oh dear - amateur mistake!

by mkoijn March 11, 2009

You must have me mistaken for some other Bitch

A useful phrase when you are ending a relationship with a particularly Triflin Mother Fucker.

TMF: I'm busy working all week. And next week too.
Woman: That shit ain't gonna fly. I'm sorry but you must have me mistaken for some other bitch who will put up with that nonsense. See ya!

by Notorious LIZ September 11, 2009

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

The new Perfectly Done<3 of YouTube shorts.

People comment this phrase on every single video

Comments: It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

by Jalwaysawake January 6, 2022

Mistake

YOU

You're such a mistake.

by zenthon05 October 14, 2016

Mistletoeing

As mentioned in a line from his famous Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Mistletoeing refers to Andy William's favorite holiday tradition of getting two of the town's finest hookers to make out under his balls (the mistletoe) while he stood over them in a pantsless Santa Claus outfit.

There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah

by ubergods December 20, 2010