A greeting of Australian dockers to all foreigners. Because they usually do not give a fuck to their real names.
- Hello Mike, what the fuck are you doing here?
- Hello Sir, I'm looking for the port's entrance
-Hello Mike, how's going?
-Hello Sir, but my name is..
-I don't give a shit how is your momma calling you
- Hello Sir, I'm looking for the port's entrance
-Hello Mike, how's going?
-Hello Sir, but my name is..
-I don't give a shit how is your momma calling you
by Travelller December 22, 2011
The smartest boy you'll ever know and he is not sexy and do not listen to any definitions on the top. He does well in school and is in gifted. If you want your child to do well in school, name him mike
by the really cool kid January 08, 2018
Mike Is such a dumb ass. Who thinks he is better than everyone else. And is probably a guy playing Csgo.
by TheRulerOfRulers April 02, 2017
A loving hardworking guy who is overprotective of his Wife or anybody he loves do not mess with Mike, Mike is also a player be careful with a mike
by Rebecca June 10, 2018
A sick, bald headed, pedophiliac dog fucker; like to flirt with every girl he comes in contact with; just an all around sick fuck
Guy#1: You see that guy over there? I heard he likes kids and dogs.
Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!
Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!
by LilVertoDShawn August 07, 2018
by LaNiyataylor June 20, 2019