Miles Merkley

An Extremely Sexy guy who the ladies cannot resist. A person whose imperfections you know and can live with. A person who "wants" to make you happy. A person you can be totally yourself with. A person who laughs at the same things and gets your sense of humor. A person you trust to take care of you if and when you need it. I've found that person and he has to love you when you're mean, ugly, and unlovabe because he knows you love him and these are your imperfections that he can live with. And his name is Miles Merkley. You cannot match his swag.

1. "Hey do you know that kid over there?"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...

2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"

by KendallJenner November 8, 2012

andre markell mccreary

A sexy man who has hazel eyes and can turn a women on just by looking at them.

Did you see Andre Markell Mccreary, My panties got so wet when he looked at me.

by JessicaClay August 24, 2018

Elisha Merel

The coolest dude

Elisha Merel is the coolest of all

by Eli3clipse May 1, 2021

Yeah Im Mekel

Mekel, or Mekelemagne, is a popular Rainbow 6 Siege YouTuber with 369K subs as of 5/12/22 10:34pm EST.

Mekel is known for being a Xim4 Warrior, and has a distaste for other MnKs (mouse and keyboard utilizers).

Although very small, he relies on brain>aim.

He is also the father to many fatherless siegers.

Yeah Im Mekel

Mekel is out getting the almond milk.

Mekel is one of the only good millennials (GENZ SUCKS TOO).
Mekel plays on Xbox.
Mekel crutches AK12 F2 P10 AUG A2 :() *gasp
Shucks, Mekel's on his Xim4 D:<
Mekel is a high ranking officer in the Keymander Coalition.

by Stimperton May 12, 2022

Merkle

The act of sharting ones pants while hobbling on crutches.

I was hobbling into the store from my handicapped spot and I totally merkled myself. My boxers looked like somebody fuckin massacred a chocalate easter bunny!

by cripster69 April 1, 2010

Mekelle

A young pretty girl really shy doesn’t talk has very little personality isn’t he best at keeping secrets also loveeessssssss everyone no matter what

Mekelle is friendly

by Hey girl I’m cute December 3, 2018

merkelicious

(adj) To be awesome beyond words. Though it is not quite Fergalicious, it still holds its own in many small cirles of scholars. To see in person look no further than "The Annika"

I think you look so gangsta it is rediculous, but better.
-Merkelicious-

by Todd Glidewell January 30, 2007