maysarah

A sex machine with a small penis

Don't fuck a Maysarah

by Ilyaas December 28, 2016

Maynard James Keenan

Maynard is titties. Titties are Maynard.

lol, maynard is titties.

by Drewhallsucks.com September 4, 2004

Mr Maynard

Great Fella, Honestly just a fantastic fella, what a fella, he likes to eat fellas, your mum is a fella.

Mr Maynard's Famous Quote: Hey Fellas, today were doing mentals mastery

by Mr Maynard's Son May 1, 2019

sandy-maynard

when a wet bottom attracts sand to it and becomes irritable for the victom's anal shpinctor, and sand gets trapped in the colon.

oh man, I got a serious sandy-maynard last week when I went to the beach!

by Mylo Howard June 6, 2007

manarse

the buttock but in man form. e.g. hairy, perhaps skids with a slight hint of klingons

larry was proud of his manarse

by molt October 18, 2003

Maynard

A person who doesn't understand something that should be blatantly obvious.

Person 1: "I don't get it."
Person 2: "Suck my fork, Maynard."

by Shpoon May 3, 2009

Maynard James Keenan

Picture a burnt Kermit the Frog. Now picture that thing yelling nonsense in front of a band that quit trying in 1995. That's it.

An example of the above definition of Maynard James Keenan is pretty much everything from mid-way through the album "Undertow" until the present. Also, he is friends with Tori Amos, so that should be enough, right?

by simpson74 August 6, 2010