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Flattus Maximus

Flattus Maximus is a red faced guitar god in the band GWAR. Flattus is the lead guitarist in GWAR. His outfit consists of two triceratops on his shoulders, a green cloth to cover his areas, his killer footwear, a red mask, and of course, his customized green (sometimes uses red) ESP LTD MH400 guitar.
Womb With a View and Bring Back the Bomb are great examples of Flattus Maximus shredding on guitar.
by Treavor June 15, 2008
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"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.
by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 6, 2008
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maximosity

to achieve the highest, or to extend potential; to make well-known; to make the most of
We're doing this for the maximosity of our school!
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MaximumSettings

MaximumSettings is a company located in Canada which mainly work on cloud gaming solutions. They are also a child company of Canaca.
Person 1: did you hear about MaximumSettings?
Person 2: Yea they have powerful gaming rigs
Person 1: I know right really good
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fagimus maximus

A person who towers of the levels of "douchebag" and "motherfucker" Extrememley conceded and full of themself
Night of many beam and cokes and stupid friends results to adam being a fagimus maximus
by J.R. Starr June 5, 2008
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Albinus Maximus

Albinus maximus, is the Messiah of the religion Sylt!

They say he will return one day to see the fruits of his loins.

They say his puns are legendary!
by Doggii64 January 19, 2018
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