Dickimus Maximus

Name given to male subject with extreme penile capabilities.

Fear Me for I am the Great Dickimus Maximus, and I am capable of unfathomable vaginal discomfort.

by random pittied fool May 10, 2010

Maximum Rapage

To be raped to the the uttermost extent. This is usually used in online gaming. It is one thing to pwn but when you unleash the maximum rapage there is no escape, you're done, you should just stop playing for that time because you don't want to look bad.

Bill: "Man I went to this one server thinking I was gunna pwn, but this guy just started whoopin' my ass and it led to maximum rapage so I decided to leave."

by glocktodahead August 30, 2006

noobicus maximus

1. One who acts or shows similiar characteristics directly resembling those of a noob
2. A person who may need to work on their video game skills in the near future
3. A person who could possibly become Noob of the Year in their life time
Synonym: noob, nub, newb, nubby, tyler and/or Nick
Antonyms: scott and sean

Tyler and Nick are noobicus maximus', they always get owned by scott like they don't know how.

by Big Wolvy December 16, 2005

girthius maximus

the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)

this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)

jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?
andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon
sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!
andrew: SORRY!
jordan: man look at her! shes limping...
sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!

by greg jameson October 9, 2008

maximum suckage

/Max/./E/./Mum/ /Su/./kuj/ adj. 1. The worst possible state of affairs when things suck so badly that they can't POSSIBLY get any worse.

Maximum Suckage is when you just lost your job to the Pakistani guy whom you tutored in English, you come home to find your best friend since childhood boinking your wife/highschool sweet heart, you run outside to see a thief driving off in your car, your cell phone rings and you find out that that you're being audited by the IRS. It rings again and your doctor tells you that you have a terminal illness, the FAA calls to tell you that your parents were just in a plane crash. You die and God himself tells you you're going to hell and when you get to hell...Satan snubs you.

by Soulsurvivor_2001 March 21, 2006

maximus douchimus

Latin form of the phrase "big douche".

You're name is Max? More like Maximus Douchimus. (laughter)

by Shooter McGavin June 10, 2005

Pubis Maximus

A medical term, from the Latin meaning "massive, uncontrolled hair growth, usually limited to the Nether regions and gooch area, but sometimes found to extend up to the lower or mid-abdomen."

Her Pubis Maximus was as dense and moist as a South Vietnamese jungle; nevertheless, I went down on her like a champ and gave her a furious tongue lashing. Sacre Bleu!

by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005