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Post mature ejaculation

When a man fucks beyond what is a comfortable length of time for the comfort and well being of a woman's vagina.
Man: If ejaculating prematurely is frowned upon, then wouldn't a post mature ejaculation be preferable ?
Woman: Not exactly.
by ChardTortilla April 25, 2017
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your mather is ded

An phrase used by russian men, usually over the internet, in order to insult you and your family but it ends up sounding hillarious
Russian man: Fak you, your mather is ded
by infinitegarlicbread April 19, 2019
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Mathturbation

Thinking about Math at an irrelevant time. Most often done first thing in the morning, late at night, or occasionally while on the toilet.
Carter was mathturbating in the shower early in the morning.

When Hannah was in History, she was so bored that she used mathturbation to relieve her stress.

After another lonely night, Justin mathturbated before going to sleep and was able to escape into a world of reals and dreams.
by Mathturbator34 October 23, 2012
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mature

porn with older women, or GILF
I fap on mature porn, because I do love saggy tits
by dildo777 March 28, 2023
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Mathturbation

The math you do as a republican to make yourself feel better.
Mathturbation: What Megyn Kelly told Karl Rove when Fox News Called the race for Obama. (see youtube video "Math you do as a republican")

"Dude, did you see Karl Rove last night totally Mathturbate himself last night with his white board right before President Obama was re-elected."

"Yeah, He was really going at it with his magical white board"
by FactsMatter(except FAUX NEWS) November 15, 2012
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Hailie Jade Mathers

8 year old Hailie is the cutest girl in the world. She is so lucky to have Marshall for a dad because he loves her with all his heart and is there for her!
She is so lucky to have him for a dad!
by Hayley March 21, 2004
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maturity

The measure of one's ability to get away with things that are considered inappropriate, illegal, or distasteful by society's standards. As opposed to immaturity, which is the ability to get caught doing shady things.
Lindsay Lohan does not display maturity by constantly getting caught doing dumb shit.
by Lord Galen October 12, 2007
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