Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

by j carunder September 10, 2010

Mandingo

A monstrously huge penis, exceeding at least 12 inches in length. Best covered with baggy blue athletic sweats.

Sally: "I am so fucking sore from last night, and i get around... i mean this shouldn't happen."
Jane: "What did you expect, Ralph sports a Mandingo under those goofy sweats."

by Hottie March 10, 2005

mandingo chutney

The spunk of a black man who dons a massive penis with girth like a python.

He spunked his Mandingo Chutney all over her face and she was a HATER!

by russelbrand.what.a.cuuuunt January 23, 2010

Manking

masturbation. Spoonerism of spanking the monkey.

Since everyone’s on lockdown, my sex life is all just manking.

by Earnest K. Slobodko March 21, 2020

Manging

1) Go to a graveyard with four of your buddies

2) Dig up Fresh corpse (male) and have a gang bang.

3) Afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the anus.

4) Someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such into the person's mouth. They swallow it.

*) Male version of munging

After munging the Thompson's Daughter last week I'll be manging Thompson's father this week.

by DrunkDruid April 11, 2011

Manking

To mank someone, it is a verb meaning having sex with a girl who is so short/light that you are able to convieniently pick her up as you do it. "Manking" has become a new way to have sex with short girls while standing up, and has created new oppurtunities for multitasking during sex.

Dude, that girl's ass is sooo hot; I just wanna mank the shit out of her.

Dude, I heard your little sister got manked!

"Where's Mark?" I heard he's manking that girl from his science class."

by Old School Hollywood June 16, 2006

Manging Out

1. making out while hanging out.
2. more than friends, but not in a relationship.

It was really fun! We were just manging out in his room!

by bowchicawowKDE April 18, 2011