cock mangler

1. One who has an abundance of calices on their hands and leaves behind more friction burns than man spakle residue.
2. A "first-timer" on a blowjob: three words: too much teeth, hence the mangling of the cock.

The main character in "The Old Man and the Sea" is a cock mangler, much like Ryan Barnes.

by Robby J July 2, 2003

Mangle

MAN-ANGLE, determines the masculinity of a man from the angle that has created from the legs in a sitting position

if three people are sitting in the back seat of a car, the most masculine person would be that who posses the greatest mangle.

by easyeddie2 October 10, 2011

Mangler

A person who enters a party gives drugs to everyone and they become "mangled"; a person who is sometimes inappropriate and extremely obnoxious in public; one who trolls South Beach police stations on Sunday bailing out hookers for a quick blow j or a handy j;
One who looks for young girls with self esteem and "daddy" issues to further wreak havoc on her fragile mind with his evil ways; likes cats; is a fan of an occasional "lightbulb" festival; racist but only to be funny; says and does inappropriate things at wakes and takes selfies with the coffin; boston sports freak; doesn't believe in iPhones

"Uh oh, here comes Mangler! Someone make sure he has bail money on him!"

by RoxyJugs13A July 9, 2016

Mangler

A superior or an over-looker at a Kia dealership in a low income area. Some manglers are cool and laid back and some are nastier than a hornet. Manglers come in all shapes and sizes and tend to start more beef than minimize it.

Dude, the superior Mangler just made Charlie buy him a Redbull.

Can't get any work done with this fuckin Mangler breathing down my neck.

by Sand Fuck June 5, 2017

mound mangler

Term used to describe a person with extremely messed up teeth, such as sharp and broken teeth or teeth that point in all directions. Usually refers to a male with a reputation for liking to perform cunilingus or a lesbian.

Guy #1 : So I was going down on her last night -

Guy #2 : Wait. You went down on her? With that mound mangler? Is she ok?

Guy #1 : Fuck you, my teeth aren't that bad. Anyway, I was going down on her, right?

Guy #2 : Right. Continue.

by blackholepcs July 7, 2009

Mangle

An extreme outline of the male cock and balls hidding behind tight jeans.

Oh my, while he gave his lecture to the class did you see him trying to hide the mangle under his notes?

by TinaJoy January 13, 2008

mingledwarf

1. one who sits in a bathtub and bites his own fart bubbles 2. someone who bites any bubbles in or out of a body of water whether or not they are his own 3. a rare fish with a human head that bites bubbles

Go bite some bubbles you mingledwarf!

by Ryan and Nathan July 30, 2008