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Ghetto Magic

Adjective describing someone from any gender, race, or ethnic background who possesses the ability to come out of a situation, often negative, in a positive manner; typically refers to one who lives a “ghetto” lifestyle or who has tendencies that can be described as “ghetto”.
Person 1: Dang Jamal, you picked those rims off a car at 2 pm on a Saturday in a full Wal-mart parking lot and done get away with it?
Person 2: Yeeeahh boiii I got dat ghetto magic!

Person 1: You got three baby mama's and not paid child support in 16 months? And none of dem is even askin?
Person2: Yeah man, ghetto magic must be on my side!!!
by SandiGina March 10, 2009
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magic smoke

The essential essence that lives inside of all electronic parts. If the smoke is allowed to leave the device, it will no longer work. The smoke can never be put back again.
Don't overclock your PC or you will let the magic smoke out.
by nfi January 4, 2008
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magic sausage ride

The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.
hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.
really?
yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.
you sick bastard!
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com December 30, 2007
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Meat Magician

A man or a woman who posesses great skill or an exceptionally large orifice(s) (sometimes a combination of the two) which is used to make a penis disappear. This usually occurs with much speed, bravado, and/or showmanship.
The way Debbie swallowed my cock last night makes me wonder if she is a meat magician...

sometimes refered to as a Cock Wizard
by Nicktacular August 10, 2009
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Magic Cheese

Noun

1. A type of cheese with magical properties off the scale of mankind, and unable to be comprehended by the meager percentage of our brain that we use. Often resembles Swiss, only in the color of cheddar.
2. The answer to all your lunch, dinner, and snack-time problems.
3. The subject of a question you use in order to answer another question.
1. "I survived a shotgun blast to the head. I think it was the doing of Magic Cheese."
2. "Time for a Magic Cheese sandwich."
3. "Let me answer that question with another question; do you believe in Magic Cheese?"
by Echelon and Zombie March 6, 2005
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Magic Johnson AIDS

Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.
Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.
by barfstormman December 30, 2010
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Magic Fone Guy

A guy who dials a girl via his cell phone and gets so afraid to talk to her that he pretends the phone dialed her magically.
I questioned The Magic Fone Guy about his three calls and he said the phone must have dialed me itself.
by sgjailr December 28, 2007
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