serial monogamist

A person who enjoys long-term, loving, exclusive relationships almost as much as they enjoy keeping all their money and stuff.

Brad: That's a really nice bass boat, Ryan. I had to sell mine during the divorce.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.

by inew April 1, 2015

serial monogamy

A practice by which a person experiences a large number of short-lived romantic relationships or "flings." Those engaged in this practice probably have had numerous sexual partners but have not engaged in cheating or infideloutous behavior.

People engaged in serial monogamy use it as a tool to avoid marriage and any other long term commitments and could be labeled "commitment phobes."

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

moga pants

Man Yoga Pants.

Steve was wearing Moga pants at the gym this morning.

by kvbeanz869 May 29, 2016

Mongatron

a blue and purple monster with a long nose and extremely long and thin legs which u call people when they behave like idiots!!

like Laurence!! labz!

by anissa December 15, 2003

Justin Mongan

Noun. the greatest, most common asshole, that one could ever be. Self caring one of a kind. There is noone else that can posess this personality besides this specific person.

You are being a Justin Mongan today.

by ihategames March 11, 2010

monga

a complete and total retard, one who lets all insults go 'woop-woop' over their stupid inbred retard mind.

you:hey you fuckin retarded monga!
monga:yer? me?
you: hey um, your mum said that i was the best thing she ever had, but like tell her to fuck off coz she'll scare off all the tight little cheerleaders.
monga:my mummy says im the coolest person in school.
you:well then tell your mum shes also an idiot for thinking that.
monga:Ok.

by Bernard P July 17, 2007

Monogamust

One who insists on monogamy not only in his/her own relationship, but also the relationships of others.

Our friend Terry is a monogamust, and always gives us shit for having an open relationship.

by MandaWooWoo July 11, 2011