milf

Mother I'd like to fuck

Luke's mum, Jeanette is a milf and we have

by Me aka Guernsey May 23, 2006

miffed

To be slightly annoyed, specifically with someone or something.

Jane is a bit miffed with Sally.

by Katie October 8, 2003

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Hey yo reader, yeah you, i fucked ur mom she was such a MILF

by AC August 19, 2003

MILF

extremely fucking hot mom; stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Dude, holy shit! Mrs. Benz is such a god damn MILF!

by C.B.C May 1, 2008

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner

Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...

by {W@R} April 16, 2006

MILF

Mother-in-Law Fucker.

When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.

When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.

by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009

milf

tylers mom, lynn, is a milf(mother id like to F@#$)

john: have u seen tylers mom recently cuz if u had you would say she is a milf to

by j schaffer December 13, 2008